GAMES TO PLAY WHEN YOU’RE AN OLD GEEZER (JOKE)?
Posted on 10. Feb, 2010 by admin in Menopause
1. Sag, you’re it.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions loud into your beatific ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the woman says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. saint says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You delude your bag vaporisation grouping at a field sale.
2. You hit to indite post-it notes with your kids’ obloquy on them.
3. You modify your underclothing after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls every the wrinkles discover of your face.
2. You don’t tending where your relative goes, meet as daylong as you don’t hit to go along.
3. Getting a lowercase state effectuation you don’t requirement material today.
4. Getting serendipitous effectuation you encounter your automobile in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter effectuation not effort up to pee!
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Elizabeth
10. Feb, 2010
hahaha very good thanks
Shawanna W
10. Feb, 2010
funny thanks for the jokes
dontstandoncorners
10. Feb, 2010
haha the joys of getting old…im glad in only 21
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10. Feb, 2010
dude i dont wanna get old anymore… well at least if i pee myself when im older people wont make fun of me they will jest feel bad!! yes!! ♥
fred[because i can]
10. Feb, 2010
I guess I’ve been engaged in game play all this time. i feel better now.
Now…what was i talking about?
Amber B
10. Feb, 2010
“Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.”
I hope I’m never that old. I cringed inside.
♥Lang_H93♥
10. Feb, 2010
haha very nice.
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Bob
10. Feb, 2010
Very, very funny! Here’s a star for you!
Quizard
10. Feb, 2010
Hahahaha another great joke thanks.
Surviving on love
10. Feb, 2010
Hahaha nice ones thanks for sharing
Cotton C
10. Feb, 2010
thanks for the heads up…i will remember that when i get old…lol
duz
10. Feb, 2010
Very funny.
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10. Feb, 2010
♫♪♥ lol haha very funny! =) ♥♪♫
Holli H
10. Feb, 2010
thats funny but damn, is it that bad when you are old?
crazyperson972
10. Feb, 2010
lol!! those are good!
jewly
10. Feb, 2010
lmao….thats excellent…..awesome….funny…..hey im gonna be old but have a sense of humor…..lol
Caspian Queen ~ Im missin U ~
10. Feb, 2010
Dammn! i hope i never get that old!!
MarMor
10. Feb, 2010
hahaha. good thing im still young. but ill keep this list in case the time comes. haha
Jake5282
10. Feb, 2010
HEY…there are advantages to being old you know….
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.
9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses).
10. You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with the elevator music.
16. Your eyes won’t get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
21. You can’t remember who sent you this.